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The
Over-Employed and the Mal-Employed
By Janet M. LaRue
6/24/2011
Roughly
14 million people are formally
labeled as unemployed, but “there’s probably 22 million to 23 million
people
who are unemployed, mal-employed or under-employed,” said Andrew Sum,
an
economics professor at Northeastern University in Boston, as reported
by
DailyCaller.com.
The
professor didn’t define
“mal-employed,” but I’m thinking it includes the over-employed—those in
full-time jobs way over their heads who screw up life for the rest of
us.
Consider
Ben Bernanke, chairman of the
Federal Reserve, who’s blown through nearly $2 trillion taxpayer
dollars trying
to fix the economy. He admitted Wednesday that he’s clueless about why
the
economy has a “soft patch,” and insists that Congress increase the debt
ceiling. He said that “the Fed still had several tools at its disposal
to pump
up the economy.”
Can
somebody get word to him that a
monkey wrench isn’t a fiscal tool?
Next
are members of the House of
Representatives who supposedly have the expertise on gainful
employment—but not
so much in their own houses.
Rep.
John F. Tierney (D-Mass.) sits on
the House Committee on Education and the Workforce. He also tinkers at
reforming the tax code. His wife Patrice, a jewelry designer, can’t
attend his
“Women Taking the Lead for Tierney” fundraiser because she’s under
house arrest
after pleading guilty to “aiding and abetting the filing of false tax
returns
by her brother,” according to Redstate.com.
Maybe
her failed venture as a tax-preparer
will revive her career as a jewelry designer. There’s a huge
underserved market
for designer GPS ankle bracelets.
Rep.
John Conyers (D-Mich.) is
understandably “committed to a full employment economy.” His wife will
increase
Detroit’s 11.1 percent unemployment rate when she completes her
three-year
federal prison sentence for bribery and corruption during her tenure on
the
Detroit City Council.
Conyers
could create jobs by hiring a
crew to mow his grass and paint his dilapidated house. Better still, he
could
stay home and do it himself. Instead, he’s in the People’s House
pushing his
22-year-old reparations bill, “H.R. 3745, “Commission to Study
Reparation
Proposals for African Americans Act,” and trying to increase taxes on
the rest
of us.
Despite
being kicked off the federal
bench by the Senate following his impeachment by the House for bribery,
Democrat Alcee Hastings got himself another federal job in 1992
representing
Florida’s 23rd District in Congress. The Office of Congressional Ethics
is
investigating Hastings on a charge of sexually harassing a woman on his
staff.
Rest
assured. Hastings says he’s
“committed to improving women’s lives, empowering them in the
workforce, and
ending gender inequality.”
Over
in the taxpayer-funded “private”
sector, Al Gore, CEO of Greening Gore, announced his latest theory on
what’s
overheating the planet—Women are stupid.
The
Goracle said in a New York
appearance Monday that we have to “stabilize the population. … You have
to have
ubiquitous availability of fertility management so women can choose how
many
children [they] have, the spacing of the children,” according to The
DailyCaller.com.
The
father of four is channeling the
infamous population control eugenicist Margaret Sanger, founder of
Planned Parenthood.
Gore wants girls and women educated about where babies come and where
to go to
get rid of them.
The
average number of children under
18 per family household in the United States is .94. The peoples of
Europe are
dying in the literal sense of the word. In Germany and Italy the annual
number
of deaths exceeds the number of births. Gore should stop spreading his
gasbag
global warming theories and start funding rehab facilities for sexually
harassed massage therapists.
“We
now have more idle men and women
than at any time since the Great Depression,” according to Mort
Zuckerman,
editor in chief of U.S. News & World Report. As the adage
warns, however,
some of the “idle” are busy in the “Devil’s workshop.”
New
York Atheists President Ken
Bronstein is hell bent on renaming a street that was named in honor of
seven
Brooklyn firefighters killed on 9/11. Bronstein claims that changing
Richard
Street to “Seven in Heaven Way” violates the “separation of church and
state,”
according to Fox News. He says that atheists have concluded “there’s no
heaven
and there’s no hell.” David Silverman, president of American Atheists,
also
wants the city to remove the sign. “It implies that heaven actually
exists,”
Silverman told Fox News Radio.
You
can tell they’ve never been in a
falling building, which is a lot like a foxhole.
Some
over-employed lawyers on the
Supreme Court, past and present, share the blame for opening the door
to absurd
“separation of church and state” claims such as Bronstein’s. The
Court’s
Establishment Clause jurisprudence is convoluted and virtually
incomprehensible.
Lastly,
we have a poster boy for Prof.
Sum’s “mal-employed.”
A
65-year-old cross-dressing business
consultant clad in women’s blue underwear, black stockings and spike
heels
boarded a US Airways flight from Ft. Lauderdale to Phoenix on June 9.
I’m
guessing he chose the TSA grope instead of the scan. One of several
objecting
passengers snapped his picture, a striking pose, indeed.
He
doesn’t want his name published,
according to the San Francisco Chronicle: “I have a lot at stake here.
I’m a
business consultant and would be extremely vulnerable to being
discredited.”
Yes, especially if his client is the Men’s Wearhouse.
It’s
probably better if he stays
employed. The last thing the jobless need is seeing this guy in line at
the
unemployment office.
And
about that monumental
mal-employment problem on Pennsylvania Avenue, don’t get me started.
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