Human Events...
Spenditol:
Recommended By Concerned Women Everywhere
For that bloated, wasteful sensation.
by John Hayward
07/21/2011
Concerned Women for America is rolling out an exciting new product with
a big TV ad campaign. It’s just the thing for those annoying
muscle aches that come from getting crushed against the debt ceiling.
Warning: Contact your doctor if you use this product for over 70 years
without achieving the promised results. Excessive doses are
extremely unhealthy, but also very likely. If you experience
feelings of nausea, dizziness, hope, change, audacity, or bankruptcy,
discontinue use immediately.
This product is covered by Medicare, Medicaid, ObamaCare, and
every other government program. Concerned Women for America is
not responsible for damage caused from misuse of Spenditol, because
nobody is responsible for anything anymore.
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