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Barack
Blames Blacks, Bush, Banks,
Budget, You
By John Ransom
September 27, 2011
Barack
Obama continued his stirring
“It’s All Your Fault” campaign tour this week scolding crowds in New
York,
Ohio, Washington, DC and people on the West Bank and in Israel for not
doing
their jobs.
It
seems that citizens around the
world are screwing up what otherwise would have been a fun-filled four
years of
taxpayers’ subsidized vacations for Barry and Michelle. And Obama is
hoping
that will change.
“[I]f
you love me, you’ve got to help
me pass this bill,” said Obama two weeks ago as he kicked off the
desperation
reelection tour. He was scolding a crowd in North Carolina about doing
a
homework assignment for him involving lobbying for his new tax increase.
He
needs all the help he can get. He’s
been down this road before and it’s not worked out so well.
Congress
stopped listening to him last
November as he led the Democrats to electoral defeat during the “It’s
All the
Tea Party’s Fault” inaugural tour
The
fallout was Obama’s last budget
proposal, which included similar schemes as this new tax increase he’s
proposing. That budget got zero votes in the Senate.
Good
job slackers.
Think
of that; not one Senate Democrat
voted his budget. The SETI Institute has been re-tasked to search for
votes
from any life form in the known universe for this new tax increase.
Waiting;
waiting; waiting…
Don’t
you feel ashamed now that you
didn’t help Obama pass his budget? It was only the single most
important document
that a president creates every year. Thanks a lot.
Not.
One. Vote. How dare you?
Well
according to CBSNews, he’s not
letting people off as easily this time around. He’s not going to let
you
slackers idly worship him as the single greatest president in the
history of
MSNBC without you showing some elbow grease for his efforts.
“For
those of you who did skip class
today, I’ve got a homework assignment for you,” continued Obama, “tell
your
Congress person that the time for gridlock and games is over; the time
for
action is now…. You can write a letter. When was the last time you did
that?”
Very
innovative strategy from the
Obama administration: getting sixth-graders to write lobbying letters
to
Congress. “Did you pass it yet? Did you pass it yet? Did you pass it
yet? Did
you pass it yet?” They might get one vote from an annoyed John McCain.
My
guess is that most people have
written more letters in the last three years than Obama has passed
budgets.
Good going Citizens of America. Way to make our president look bad by
writing
both of those letters.
Read
the rest of the column at
Redstate
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