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“Verity - the quality or state of being true or real; Balderdash – nonsense.”
Miriam-Webster Online Dictionary
Verities & Balderdash
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
From a CNO Reader and Halloween Humor
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom
broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over
and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk
broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE!' said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt!!!!!!
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'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not
to enjoy... Even these silly little cute And clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around!!!
And more groanables from Halloween Humor
Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.
Q: How do you make a witch stew?
A: Keep her waiting for hours.
Q: How do ghosts begin their letters?
A: "Tomb it may concern..."
Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
A: He was repossessed.
Q: What do you call a person who puts rat poison in a person's Corn Flakes?
A: A cereal killer
Q: What is a ghost's favorite ride?
A: A roller ghoster.
Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: What do you get when you cross Dracula with Sleeping Beauty?
A: Tired blood.
Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up.
Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A: A dead end.
Q: How do you know if a ghost is lying?
A: You can see right through him.
Q: How is a werewolf like a computer?
A: They both have megabytes.
Q: Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A: They're afraid of flying off the handle.
Q: How can you tell when a window is scared?
A: They get shudders.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: It had no body to dance with.
Q: What do you say to a ghost with three heads?
A: Hello, hello, hello.
Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling!
Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
Q: What tops off a ghost's sundae?
A: Whipped Scream
Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A: Because he's always a goblin.
Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
A: He's mist.
Q: What sailors like to be chilled to the bone?
A: A skeleton crew.
Q: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A: In the casketeria.
Q: Where did the goblin throw the football?
A: Over the ghoul line.
Q: What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A: Toasty ghosty.
Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hoblin Goblin.
Q: What do you call a wicked witch who lives by the sea?
A: A Sand-witch
Q: What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit?
A: A wash-and-werewolf.
Q: What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?
A: Fasten your sheet belt.
Q: Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
A: His ghoul friend.
Q: What is a vampires favourite mode of transportation?
A: A blood vessel.
Q: What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best?
A: Hallowieners.
Q: What do you call serious rocks?
A: Grave stones.
Q: Why did the vampire's lunch give her heartburn?
A: It was a stake sandwich.
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