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The Missing Wife
From a CNO reader
Husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was
missing.
Husband: My wife is
missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home....
Sergeant: What is her
height?
Husband: Gee, I'm not
sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know.
Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of
eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown
I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant: Color of
hair?
Husband: Changes a
couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
Sergeant: What was she
wearing?
Husband: Could have
been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of
car did she go in?
Husband: She went in
my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of
truck was it?
Husband: A 2015 Ford F150
King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with
manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a
custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching
aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and "Bubba" floor
mats. Trailering package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups.
DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB
radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added
special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running
boards and indirect wheel well lighting. At this point the husband
started choking up.
Sergeant: Take
it easy, we'll find your truck.
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