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The Perfect Wingman
By Will McCabe

Hey single guys, have you ever been in a social situation where you needed someone to help you sort through all of the people and find a girl to talk to? Have you been trying to find the nerve to talk to that cute girl in the corner but don’t have the strength or encouragement to do so? Is that girl you were hoping to talk to by yourself actually with other people at the moment? Well, then you need a wingman!

You have probably have heard of that term before. For those of you who have not watched “How I met Your Mother” or don’t talk very often to someone between the ages of 18-35, a “wingman” is one who hangs out with a friend in a social situation and helps him find a suitable companion.

What many may not know is that the term actually comes from the air force as a “wingman” was a plane that flew behind another plane in order to provide protection and support. So, if you do not get anything else out of this article, at least you can say where the term “wingman” might have originated.

Now, I can safely say that I have been in these situations: alone and afraid. But now, now I am confident with whom I can say is the perfect wingman. And you know what? I’m willing to share; you can have him as your wingman, too!

Who is this guy that can help you out in these uncomfortable situations that you just want to give up all hope? Well, it’s actually one you may not expect… It’s God!

Yeah, I do not think many people think of God as the kind of person who would help guys pick up chicks, but he’s a special wingman who can help you find “the one.” Here’s a list why he would make the perfect wingman for all of you single guys:

#1: He knows everything about these girls: favorite food, interests, hobbies, religion
#2: He can warn you if a girl is crazy or obsessive
#3: You don’t have to worry about him stealing the girl you were interested in
#4: He gives you great lines to say
#5: He can give you the confidence to talk to that cute girl in the corner
#6: He is always there for you when you need him
#7: He is there to support you without actually being there (if that makes any sense)
#8: He can give you hope that if you did not find anyone today, there’s always tomorrow!

You see, you don’t need a person to help you find the one!  What do people know, anyway? True, He won’t directly talk to you nor have a conversation with you. However, if you try hard enough, He will give you signs and indications to help you figure out #1 and #2. Why not trust yourself in the Almighty, Omniscient, Omnipotent Being who loves you so much, that not only is He willing to do the big stuff for you, but also the little stuff, too?


 
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