From the Other Side of the
Edge…..
Amateurs
and Liars……
By George Facinoli
What
do Katy Perry, Groucho Marx, Vladimir Putin, The Clash, Pinocchio,
the Hokey Pokey, and some burning pants, along with a few “highly
placed” individuals in Washington,.….all have in common?
Well, perhaps a “possible”
conversation at The White House, from this past week, might reveal an
answer to that vexing query:
“Yeah,….that’s a
GOOD idea!” (“Isn’t it??? ”)
“John,….why
would you
say that??!!”
“Well,…alright,…uh,….ok,...then
let’s do that ! (“Right?”) “That’ll work, …..won’t
it??”
“Gee,….do you think the
Russians will really do that for us? And we can trust
them,…right??” “And Assad always does what he says,….right?”
“Yeah, yeah, sure,….as
long as it gets MY ass out of the wringer!”
“But,…..I thought you
wanted to ‘kick some ass’, and make everyone forget about
Benghazi, and the IRS, and those idiots at the NSA, and Eric Holder?”
“Yeah, I did, but that
was sooo, ….yesterday.”
“Alright then. This is
our official policy on blowing up Syria,…or,….at least until we
see how it all flies in the press, and with Putin and Assad, and
anyone else who might not like it.” “I think,….well,…for
now anyway,….I’m pretty sure, I think.”
“But,….what about your
speech? You know, the one on national television, in primetime,
where you’re going to talk about that eminent threat to our
country, and the clear and present danger from that impending and
ominous threat to our nation’s shores (and all the children), from
that ‘Monster of the Middle East’,….Syria??”
“Oh,….yeah. Well, get
everyone in here, and start writing, and include a lot of serious
sounding stuff, and talk about the children a lot, and almost quote
George Bush a few times,….or no,…blame Bush some more, and I’ll
just wing it. No one will ever know the difference,….do you
think???”
And in the background,
turned down low, we can hear (someone plugged their I-Pod into their
I-Pad) sweet Miss Katy (an avid Obama supporter, so her music is
approved listening) belting out one of her biggies: “You’re
yes, then you’re no,…you’re in, then you’re out,…you’re
wrong when it’s right….”
Who knew she meant
something so politically prescient, when that one was topping the
charts??
She also mentions: “You,
…change your mind,…like a girl,…changes clothes”, but now I’m
just piling on.
So what did happen, on the way to the bank? The Prez had it all locked
up,….what gives?
Big international,
humanitarian “crisis” popped up, just at the right time, to be a
huge distraction from the incessant questioning, on and on about all
the “phony” crises at home.
The various media (who seem
to like to follow shiny objects, when flashed quickly before them,
especially when told it is very important, or has grave social
value/consequences, or something to do with “sexting”, or
pictures of some politician’s private parts, on twitter) were all
on board, and selling hard and serious.
And the President, along
with all of his many minions, were on full court press status, moving
in unison, blustering hard and threatening all the right stuff,
directed at some “nobody” foe (or foes, you never know), who they
just knew could never stand up to the mighty, mighty U.S. of A.
BHO even had his mean and
nasty, “I mean serious business” stare going on, and he was not
to be denied. Just ask him.
So,…..what happened? To
such a perfect plan of action (for him, anyway).
Well, all of
a sudden, that “nobody”, from nowhere, Bashar al-Assad,
President, and General Secretary (and head waiter, every Thursday
night, at Denny’s), of that massive Middle Eastern
powerhouse,…..Syria,….did in fact stand up, ……and stared
right back.
And guess who blinked? Hint: It wasn’t the Chief
Potentate, and Head Camel Jockey.
Of course, it didn’t hurt
that Assad had the only other of the world’s “block bullies”,
Russia, sitting on the fence behind him, but stand up, yes he did.
So, from full court press,
and twenty points up, to full panic mode, and near desperation time,
for the guys in the Red, White, and Blue (or at least for the people
pretending to be in charge of those in the Red, White, and Blue).
Man,…what should they do now? Oops, hadn’t really
thought that far ahead.
Thought they might lob a
few rockets in there, and everyone would just fall down on their
knees.
Doesn’t happen that way
anymore, boys and girls, not after the leader of the greatest nation
the world has ever known, spends the first two years of his
presidency apologizing to anyone who would listen, for all the
“terrible things” that his country may, or may not, have done to
anyone, at any time in our history.
Sort of changes the
response, and the reactions. And makes everyone in the world an
equal. Good in philosophy, ….not so good in diplomacy and
military strategy.
Amateurs.
Reminds
me of a scene from “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid”, after
Butch & Sundance have moved to Bolivia, and are trying to go
straight, and get jobs that don’t involve getting chased by the
“policia” so often.
They’ve hired on as
payroll guards for a mining company, and while on the way down the
mountain, on their way to pick up the weekly pay satchels, the two of
them are seeing and imagining robbers behind every tree and rock.
Their boss, hearing this
nonsense, turns around and says to them: “Morons. I’ve hired
morons! No one is going to hold us up before we pick up the
money,….only on our way back!!!”
Butch and the Kid hadn’t
stopped to think about it much, ya see, because they had no
experience in this line of work. So, even though it was very
obvious to anyone, the mistake they were making, it had never
occurred to them.
Similarly, when good ol’
John (Best in Show) Kerry, our “try as he might” Secretary of
State, gave an off the cuff answer to a frustrated reporter’s near
rhetorical question, at a press conference last week, he was not
prepared for what his words would set in motion.
His “throw away”
response (read: gaffe) to the question of what could Syria could do
to avoid our missile attacks: “Well, if they gave us all their
chemical weapons”, was just the thing that a smart cookie like
Vladdy (the Vulture) Putin might be looking for.
He swooped in a heartbeat,
before the DC gang could even call a timeout. And what they really
wanted was to call a “do-over”, but it was already too late.
The “Pros from Dover”
were in town now, and they were large and in charge.
The novices could only
watch, and try to shun blame for the dueling gaffes/blunders (i.e.,
that “Red Line” in the sand thing, and the “give us all your
WMDs, and we’ll go away” thing), made by the two most important
diplomats we have.
That would be Obama and
Kerry. The ones with no clue.
So, now back safe and snug
in the Oval Office, or nearby, its denizens are trying to figure out
exactly what hit them. And that speech, that once potential
“seminal moment” for this President, was now just an awkward
inconvenience, which they also couldn’t figure out, and how to get
out of.
That staffer’s I-Pod is
now pumping out The Clash’s big hit, “Should I stay, or should I
go, (I don’t know)”, while a random TV is playing an old Groucho
classic, “Animal Crackers”, where he delivers the line: “I
came to say,….that I must be going.”
I know, they don’t make a
lot of sense. But that’s the point here, and what we’re stuck
with.
Clueless amateurs. Feckless pretenders. And
shameless liars.
Would not be surprising, at
the next big White House gala, if we saw Pinocchio his ownself (he of
the growing nose, as each fib he told made it ever longer), doing the
Hokey Pokey with all of these bad actors.
You remember the Hokey
Pokey, yes? That favorite kid’s dance, where “you put your
right foot in, you put your right foot out” followed by a lot of
shaking of random feet, and turning of oneself, all around and about,
you know, sort of like the S.O.P. of this administration.
And
as they hold hands, in a circle, doing this little frolic, perhaps
one of them might be struck with a bolt of veracity, and shout: “Liar,
liar, pants on fire! ”, to whomever it might be
appropriate (and that would be,….many).
“Pants on fire”, by the
way, is a euphemism for getting a spanking, for telling those wicked
and hurtful lies.
Something (or worse) that
all of these egregious players badly need, on their way out the door
(or to jail),…..permanently.
Joe Facinoli
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