Interesting Definitions...
Compliments of Dan Harless, author unknown 

ADULT - A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. 

BEAUTY PARLOR  - A place where women curl up and dye. 

CHICKENS - The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. 

COMMITTEE - A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 

DUST - Mud with the juice squeezed out. 

EGOTIST - Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. 

HANDKERCHIEF - Cold Storage. 

INFLATION  - Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. 

MOSQUITO - An insect that makes you like flies better. 

RAISIN - A grape with a sunburn. 

SECRET - Something you tell to one person at a time. 

SKELETON - A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. 

TOOTHACHE - The pain that drives you to extraction. 

TOMORROW - One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. 

YAWN - An honest opinion openly expressed. 

WRINKLES - Something other people have, similar to my character lines.