Getting
to Know Hope
From
Senior Scribe
Marianne
Clark
Another
assortment of odds and ends from Marianne’s poet friend out west. I
found the first one most amusing… I believe you will as well. They
are all worth a read; I can identify with her perspective in the
Clothes Horse. Editor.
HERE
COMES HOPE
I
get up in the morning a shower to take.
And
sometimes I’m only half awake.
Then
the scented body wash starts a war with the shampoo,
But
I let them battle wouldn’t you?
After
the shower the bath powder joins in.
It’s
at war with the deodorant so the fun starts again.
Then
the toothpaste and the mouthwash are at odds cause I don’t buy,
Both
of them in peppermint or cinnamon, I don’t know why.
And
I must always use my Ben Gay,
If
I want to get through the day.
Then
as I dress, I smell the scent of the dryer sheet I use.
Then
I spray myself with Wild Musk my poor nose to confuse.
Now
it’s time to go downstairs and before I even get there
A
lady pipes up (after sniffing the air)
And
she does say,
“Hope
is coming around this way.”
Now
I could buy unscented this or that and then
The
ladies wouldn’t know when
I
was coming you see.
And
that wouldn’t be as much fun for me.
HW
To my
knowledge this
has never happened with the ladies, but one morning when I counted
all the different scents
I start
the day with, the rhyme came to me.
IT’S
ME
I’m
getting so much older than I used to be,
But
then to live a long life, isn’t that the key?
Could
I be feeling this way because we
Have
just signed up for Social Security?
Where
is the wisdom that is supposed to come?
I
better hurry and get me some.
Things
don’t stay in my head as long as they used to,
So
goodbye to brain cells, I’ve lost a few.
But
if you ask me a trivia question that’s as worthless as can be
I’ll
give you the answer before you can count to three.
And
my weight just won’t behave
No
matter how I rant and rave.
And
my patience has grown short
Sometimes
I answer with a loud snort.
That
would really impress Paula Pig.
Do
I care? Not a fig.
I’ve
always felt close to the elderly.
Oh
my! Bow I am one----It’s me.
HW
NO
CLOTHES HORSE
What
is it about people and the clothes they wear?
Of
course, I’m not into fashion and I really don’t care
What
outfit I’m wearing on any given day,
As
long as it’s clean, I’m ok.
My
friend, who doesn’t like my shoes, says,” Are you planning to
wear those?”
I
just laugh and say, “You bet! These don’t hurt my toes.”
I
may wear a pair of shoes until they fall apart,
But,
happy day! My toes don’t smart.
My
friend says, “How long have you had those flowered pants you wear?”
“Several
years,” I say, “But I won’t find another pair
That
I’ve liked as well as these
But
I’ll pass them on to you someday,” I tease.
“And
where did you get your shirt?” she said with a whine.
“Oh,
I found it at the salvation Army Store for a dollar ninety-nine.”
Said
she, “I’d think you would want to buy something unused.”
“But
I’ve never worn it, it’s new to me, I mused.”
And
she said, “Why can’t you ever wear a dress?”
“Because
pants are more comfortable.” I confess.
“And
if I should fall upon my face,
The
pants would always stay in place.”
So
she threw her hands up in despair
At
my wardrobe and all I wear.
“You’ll
never be a clothes horse,” she said.
But
that’s OK, I’d rather be ---mred.
HW
True
story
DIETING
BLUES
Here
I am on a diet.
Think
it’s fun? Just try it.
Breakfast
is fruit and oatmeal.
I
want bacon but let’s get real.
Only
five more hours till lunch,
Lean
cuisine, thanks a bunch,
And
green vegetables, all I can eat,
When
all I want is something sweet.
For
supper I dream of a whopper and shake,
But
a veggie burger is what I’ll make.
And
more vegetables, what a joke,
One
more mouthful and I’ll choke.
I
do get a piece of cheese,
A
whole cheese wheel would really please.
Then
for a snack I get ice cream.
”Oh!
That’s fattening,” you scream.
You
see, three ounces is all I get,
But
then again I’m not done yet.
A
small fruit bar is there for me.
A
small portion is the key.
Pizza
and fries are in the past,
How
much longer will I last?
FROGS
What’s
so special about frogs?
I
also like kittens and puppy dogs.
But
I have frogs, about thirty-five,
Although
none of them are alive.
Some
are plastic, some ceramic, some stuffed ones, too.
Some
will even sing to you.
The
fascination is not the color green,
Or
that they will often sing.
A
large one is wearing orange overalls.
I
even have some on my walls.
One
has its mouth open wide,
Holding
the kitchen pot scrubber inside.
In
my bathroom a frog does set,
Holding
liquid soap inside of it.
I
don’t care for the real frogs on the ground.
They
aren’t nearly as cute, I have found.
There
are no happy smiles on their faces,
And
they are always heading for other places.
Someday
I may tire of my frog collection,
But
for now it’s enjoyable, I reckon.
What’s
special about a frog is his grin,
That
‘s what makes him so appealin’
HW
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