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Summertime and
the Livin's Easy
By Mona Lease
Hi, all!! It's summer - time for a dip in the pool - a barbeque on the
patio - a good water fight - a boat ride - anything to smile or laugh
and enjoy low bills and high memory-making times. With that...I submit
the following to you. Enjoy...I'm headed to the patio with iced tea.
Be careful who you trust and who you tell your problems to. Not
everyone who smiles at you is your friend. - Womenworking.com
Sorry, I can't today. My sister's friend's brother's uncle's second
cousin's twin's sister's step-son's half-brother's best friend's
girlfriend's hamster died. It was very tragic. Unknown
While on the "Ride Called Life" - you have to take the good with the
bad, smile when you are sad, love what you've got, and remember what
you had. Always forgive and never forget. Learn from your mistakes but,
never regret. People change. Things go wrong. Just remember...the ride
goes on. - The Horse Mafia
If a man expects a woman to be an angel in his life, he must first
create a heaven for her. Angels don't live in hell. - Love Style
"Only when the last tree has died and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught will we realize that we cannot eat
money. - Cree Indian Proverb
10 Fun Facts: (1)You can't wash your eyes with soap. (2)You can't count
your hair. (3)You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue
stuck out. (4)You just tried number 3. (6)When you did number 3, you
realized it is possible, only you look like a dog. (7)You're smiling
right now because you were fooled. (8)You skipped number 5. (9)You just
checked to see if there is a number 5. (10)Share this with your friends
so they can have some fun, too. - Laugh or Croak
Four Things You Can't Get Back: (1)A stone after it's thrown. (2)A word
after it's said. (3)The occasion after it's missed. (4)Time after it's
gone. - Evolver Social Movement
Two year old talking on a video: I got on a plane. I got on my seat.
Right beside Chatty Cathy. She asks, "Who are you?" I ask, "Why are you
so interested in my life?" Clearly I'm trying to belax on this plane
ride. I tell Chatty Kathy to quit smiling at me...stop saying, "Hey,
kid" to me. Chatty Kathy says, "Hey, kid. I have no friends. What do
you want to be when you grown up?" I say, "I don't know,. I'm two." She
says, "What's your favorite princess?" I say, "The one I'm trying to
watch on the hi pad." Then Chatty Kathy asks, "Who you going to visit?"
I say, "I'm not allowed to talk to strangers....DUHH." I think to
myself, "How I get this lady to stop talking to me?" Then the miracle
happened. I pooped my diaper. Honestly - no one talked to me after
that. - Shared video
Life is amazing. And then it's awful. And then it's amazing again. And
in between the amazing and the awful, it's ordinary and mundane and
routine. Breathe in the amazing, hold on through the awful, and relax
and exhale, during the ordinary. That's just living, heart-breaking,
soul-healing, amazing, awful, ordinary life. And, it's breath-takingly
beautiful. - Sweatpants and Coffee
10 Things I Learned the Hard Way: (1)Everything happens for a reason.
Either it's a blessing or a lesson. (2)You don't always get a second
chance. Sometimes it's now or never. (3)It's better to have loved and
lost than never to have loved at all. (4)You lose people in life, but
the right ones will find their way to you and stay. (5)No matter what,
you have to keep going. Better things will come. (6)When you clear the
wrong things from your life, the right things start to happen. (7)You
can't change how people will feel about you or what they will say.
(8)Never force anything. If it's meant to be, it will be. (9)It never
hurts to ask. (10)Be good to people. You never know how much time they
have left. - Positive Energy
Remember the kiddies and our service people. Take good care of the
furry and feathered ones out there. Be safe and healthy. See ya next
time. Ever Toodles!!! MONA
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