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Klondike Bars and a Wall
By Mona Lease

Hi, all!!! How many of you readers remember the commercial for the Klondike bar? Remember the guy asking, "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" "Would you quack like a duck?" Women that the guy approached on the street were walking like ducks and quacking...on the sidewalk...for all to see...for a free Klondike bar.

The Klondike bar was created by the Isaly Dairy Company of Mansfield, Ohio in the early 1920's. It was named after the Klondike River of Yukon, Canada. Rights to the name were sold to Good Humor-Breyer's. (Wikipedia).

Klondike bars were (are?) vanilla ice cream coated in decadent chocolate. These ice cream bars were said to deliver to your taste buds...every whim and desire. Perfectly frozen? Yes! Delicious, flavorful, vanilla ice cream to compliment the taste of the fine chocolate coating? Yep! These ice cream bars were said to deliver smooth melting ice cream that teased the taste buds while coating your tongue and sliding down your throat to satisfy your stomach's craving for "something more." Remember these words!

Now for the "wall." I'm tired of hearing about "that wall." Problems associated with the wall and those that are said to be caused by a lack of a "wall" - run so much deeper into our society than what a "wall" could fix.

Mexicans on the south side of the border were paying $1,000 American - per person - to get them in to the USA in the dead of night. They were set up with a "coyote" on the north side (USA side) of the border - someone driving a vehicle - usually rented - to meet at an agreed-upon place.

These "illegals" already have a job in the USA when they get here - if they make it. They usually make it. Would you chance getting caught as an illegal for a shot at $7 or $8 dollars an hour for as many hours as they will let you work? (What would you do for a Klondike bar?).

In Ohio, many of these "illegals" work on turkey farms, chicken farms, hog farms, landscaping, etc. If you think driving past one of these smells is bad - try working in one when the temperature is 95 degrees or higher outside. (What would you do for a Klondike bar?).

Some 20 years ago I spoke with a guy who ran a chicken farm - 5 houses - first shift - in Mercer County (Ohio). He told me he knew that at least half of the Mexicans who worked there were illegal. He also told me that he would not be getting a call from any one of them on Monday morning saying they were sick when they were really hung over from the weekend. (What would you do for a Klondike bar?).

He said they would work and not be watching the clock for "quitting time." He said he could count on the work - all of the work - getting done rightly...every day of the week...Saturdays and Sundays. (What would you do for a Klondike bar?)

People working at Western Union got mad and refused to send any more "American-earned" money down to Mexico. "The Mexican Store" in Union City, Indiana installed their own money transfer service. I've been to this store. (What would you do for a Klondike bar?).

We live in a global society. The above-mentioned store imports from Mexico...all of the "creature comforts" of home. Their coffee is supposed to be of a higher caffeine content. Their liquor is said to have a higher alcohol content.  I've have neither. (What would you do for a Klondike bar?).

I've watched Mexican men live 4 and 5 to a house...a lot of the time with their wives and kiddies. They split the bills 4 or 5 ways and live like royalty. (What would you do for a Klondike bar?).

Lastly - I was sitting on a cement retaining wall at the edge of the yard...on a summer evening...after a cookout. I can be pretty loquatious (chatty) when I am passionate about something. I got on my "soapbox" and spouted some of the above to about 6 or 8 people who were actively listening to me. I came to the part about "Mexicans would not be here if there were no jobs to get." Then - I realized that these people were half-Mexican or full-Mexican.

I apologized profusely. They all said, "It's ok. You right." (What would you do for a Klondike bar?).

Remember the kiddies and our service people. Take good care of the furry and feathered ones out there. Be safe and healthy. See ya next time. Ever Toodles!!      MONA


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