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Older & Wiser, From a CNO reader
1. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now. 2. Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers. 3. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body. 4. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to change calling.
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Federal News Radio… Airport security: What’s not to like? By Mike Causey
May 19, 2016 -- Federal workers are probably some of the most frequent fliers in America. Scientists going to conferences, air marshals who fly a lot, inspectors, congressional staffers, diplomats. At any given time, 67 percent of the State Department’s Foreign Service officers are overseas, and two-thirds spend most of their careers outside the U.S. While most Americans think of diplomats.
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Heritage Foundation… Research Review: Universal Preschool May Do More Harm than Good, By Lindsey Burke and Salim Furth, Ph.D. - A growing body of empirical evidence suggests that universal preschool programs fail to improve a range of outcomes for participants. New studies of large-scale preschool programs in Quebec and Tennessee show that vastly expanding access to free or subsidized preschool may worsen behavioral and emotional outcomes. In... read more
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The Daily Signal… Why George W. Bush Let a Soldier’s Mom Yell at Him, Dana Perino
April 21, 2015 - News of America’s military men and women [who] were wounded and killed in Iraq and Afghanistan almost overwhelmed me on some days. I may have sounded strong when I was talking to the press, but sometimes I had to push my feelings way down in order to get any words out of my mouth to make statements and answer.
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The Daily Signal… Mixed News in April Jobs Report, James Sherk
May 06, 2016 - The Bureau of Labor Statistics’ April jobs report contained mixed economic news. The agency reported wages grew healthily, overall unemployment did not rise, and long-term unemployment fell slightly in April. At the same time, job growth slowed and labor force participation dropped. The labor market is not contracting, but it is not growing as quickly as some analysts had believed either.
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The Daily Signal… NIH Spends Millions on Hopped-Up Honeybees and Sexy Goldfish, Then Asks for Zika Funding, Philip Wegmann - May 10, 2016 - What do honeybees on cocaine, drunken songbirds, and sexy goldfish have in common? Each was the subject of extensive, taxpayer-funded research and each features prominently in Sen. Jeff Flake’s most recent expose on government waste. The Arizona Republican’s oversight report—”Twenty Questions: Government Studies That Will Leave You Scratching Your... read more
The Daily Signal… ‘Thank You for Your Service’: How One Organization Is Looking Out for Military Kids, by Melissa Quinn -- May 01, 2016 -- Every Saturday, Jihee Ewart’s three sons, Logan, Scott, and Ryan fight for a spot in front of the computer in their Leesburg, Va., home, where they patch through a connection on Skype. Half a world away on a military base in Jordan, Greg Ewart, the boys’ father, waits on the other end. Saturdays are Greg Ewart’s day off, and if the father of three has access to a computer, he connects with his family on video calls. Greg Ewart... read more
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Thoughts by 'Ducky' From a CNO Reader
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America? Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD.
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The Daily Signal… IRS Admits Tax Code Is Too Complex to Enforce, Brian Drockton & Romina Boccia - April 29, 2016 - In an ideal world the federal government would collect all of the taxes that it was owed—and then spend only what it intended to. Unfortunately, things aren’t that simple. The tax gap and improper payments serve as reminders that the federal government is not very good at administering complex programs. Instead, every year we have a “tax gap,” which is the difference between what the government believes it is owed... read more
The Daily Signal… Debunking the Wage Gap: We Are Not Victims, by Penny Young Nance
April 25, 2016 -- We have so many opportunities in the workforce, yet women are often still told that we’ve got to run ourselves ragged and forego balance in order to break through the glass ceiling. Why? Part of the reason work-life balance is difficult to achieve is because our society places so much weight on the financial success of one’s career. For women, this has been particularly difficult because of the claim that we are underpaid compared.
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Federal News Radio… No buyout? Move to Buyoutland, Canada, By Mike Causey
May 6, 2016 - Want to hang out with movie and TV stars like Whoopi Goldberg, Rosie O’Donnell and other A-listers? Or at least remain as close to them as you are now? If so, consider moving to Canada. They — and many other celebs — have threatened to leave the U.S. of A., forever if Republican-heir apparent Donald Trump becomes president. Or join.
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Woman… A Mother’s Day Tribute, From Poetic Expressions
When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day… An angel came by and said: “Why spend so much time on that one?” And the Lord answered: “Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her? She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of food.
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Will I Live to see 80? From a CNO reader
Here's something to think about… I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I am almost 65"). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor? 'Oh no.
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